My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
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trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
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Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
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