If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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