Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
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Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
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There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
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