I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
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