i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
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Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
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Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
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