We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
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I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
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You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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