If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
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I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
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but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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