I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I am naked and annoyed.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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