Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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