I feel like I'm in dance class right now
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
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He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
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Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
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