When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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