Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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