the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
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