The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
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We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
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yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
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