I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
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Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
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Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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