Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
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