there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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