hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
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I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
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Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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