Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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