He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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