she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
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She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
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nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
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