Three words: puerto rican gang bang
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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