If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
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Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
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i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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