Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(207): View more from Maine

Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS

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(661): View more from California

seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.

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(516): View more from New York

In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea

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Here’s Everything Coming To Netflix This July
Read it at the TFLN blog
(253): View more from Washington

Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.

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(615): View more from Tennessee

Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.

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(951): View more from California

I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.

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(815): View more from Illinois

Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.

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