Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
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Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
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Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.