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• (209): View more from California

  just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment

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• (281): View more from Texas

  Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.

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• (225): View more from Louisiana

  wtf

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  I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.

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• (718): View more from New York

  There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.

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