So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Randomize
