Your tits are I can't wait for
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
Randomize