Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
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