Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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