so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
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Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
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Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
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