I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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