She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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