Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
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