Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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