You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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