hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
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