I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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