I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
You smell like a Billy Joel song
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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