Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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