We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
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My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
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Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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