So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
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