I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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