i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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