Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
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I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
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You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize