Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
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is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
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As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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