I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
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There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
I stole a fireplace last night.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
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I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
I see more hoeing in ur future
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