i justawanted to let you know that illi aalways be thwew for ui and o qill waasag youer dog whenebvet u wsnt
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
Randomize
