He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
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