Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
My dick has a subreddit
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