So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
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I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
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just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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