bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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