he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
if i died would you start the facebook group?
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
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i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
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Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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