Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
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It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
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I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
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