Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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